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Thursday, 17 January 2008
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bitchy mc.bitchface
k thats the bumper sticker she just sent her boyfriend two days ago on facebook.
ironic because that night she was like moaning in her fucking sleep and at one point she got on her knees and did one of those things that the animals in the lion king do when simba was raised up they all like threw their hands in the air and was like ROARR. well she did that the other night while sleeping. its fucking insane and it needs to stop.
last night i come into my room drunk and she asks me a question and i answer in drunk language. this morning she asks me about what i said last night n i was like idk i was drunk and she said "oh bc i thought you were talking in your sleep and that woudl have been really freaky and sooo weird if you said that when you were asleep"
i have not told her that she fucking tells stories in her sleep and recently has been having some unappropriate dreams and talking about them in her sleep i think thatsss kinda freaky and weird if you ask me.
<3 get me out of here
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
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first week back
1. i just saw now that my page is linked on askmadden.com so thats pretty cool.
2.the first night i was back i fell asleep and her plane must have come in late and she had an early class bc i didnt see her until monday at 6pm even though she moved in at like 1am. so that was nice.
3.last night (the first night im aware that she is sleeping in the same room as me) i wake up from a noise i hear. i thought she was on the phone with her boyfriend bc thats not uncommon but it was realllyyy late and i didn't see a light and her sentences didn't make sense. so i figured out she was talking in her sleep. i heard like 1 cut off sentence which didn't make sense and then these words come from her mouth "now get on your hands and knees and sex me upppp ughhhh" ... i kid you not. but the weird thing is, is that her voice had a british accent and kinda sounded like a witch so i was like WTF to the statement and the voice. i was kreeped out. then she continued to talk in broken up sentences in her normal voice.
this better not happen again
<3 get me out of here
Thursday, 20 December 2007
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update
today's date is 12/20/07 and my roommate just took down her Happy Birthday Banner in our room.
Her birthday was 9/27/07. I believe that is almost 3 months of her birthday. Does that mean that my birthday in June will last into sophomore year?
<3 get me out of here
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best day of my life
... well not really the BEST day of my life but it twas pretty funny.
last week my next door neighbors and i were talking about how my roommate is always on the phone 24/7 and how ridiculous it is and how they talk to their boyfriends not even a fraction of the time *even though one of my neighbors isnt good at fractions haha* but they said the only time they have seen her without her talking on the phone was in the bathroom when she is brushing her teeth.
well i've got news for you - i went to go brush my teeth tonight and guess who is next to me, my roomie!! TALKING TO HER BOYFRIEND WHILE BRUSHING HER TEETH, no, not breaking and putting the phone down for a second or just listening while brushing, she was straight up talking while brushing and spitting - colgate was splashing everywhere. GROSS
how fucking weird. u psycho go climb up a tree and never come back.
<3 get me out of here
Friday, 14 December 2007
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stupid stupid skank
i hate her... stupid cunt.
so she is a meteorology major and today her friend from vegas came in the room and was like i cant believe the weather its like crazy i dont even know ... and my roommate says "yeah actually i found out today what thats called, its called SLEET! thats what its called! i found out today in class" ... you are a meteorology major who just found out what sleet is? i found that out when i was infant. dear god.
later in the night we found out an armed man might be on campus so i wanted to lock the door to our room while i was in it ... ya know bc i dont enjoy feeling unsafe and whatnot - but she kept leaving the room w/o the key and kept banging on the door so i could let her in so i kept it unlocked and put my damn life in jeopardy.
then she busts into the room at 12:30am while im in bed watching project runway and throws her pj's on turns off all the lights and lays in her bed and says UHHHH can you turn that off? kay thanks ....
uhhhh shut up skank- you just fucking got in the room and i wanna see who gets kicked off. the best is i put it on mute so i can still see who wins while not knowing what the fuck is going on bc im that nice and she is texting her boyfriend while laying in bed - therefore i never had to turn it off at all.
and now i have to take my contacts out in the dark. she needs to stop living or something.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!
she just told me "UM CAN YOU TURN IT ALL THE WAY OFF? THE LIGHT IS BOTHERING ME"
so the light from your cell phone while you are texting isnt bothering you? are you serious? now its 15 minutes till the end and I wont know who gets kicked off. i hate my life, but mostly my dumb ass roommate.
<3 get me out of here
